This Seal commercial with Seal playing a…seal? This is is weird. Too weird! It’s technically a Mountain Dew commercial. I’m not sure exactly what’s going on in it. I just know that Seal is ...

"Ooh, the more I think of it, it's strange I'm a seal, yeah / My flippers can't hold Mountain Dew / It slips right on through, what a shame." The scene momentarily freezes as a pair of fins ...